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22:29 Dec 29 2005
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This song makes me happy.
Click the pic dumbass
04:21 Dec 29 2005
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https://www.vampirerave.com/profiles2.php?profile=GothycChyckKtyna
00:28 Dec 29 2005
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At first, I thought they handed me the wrong dossier. I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. Third generation West Point, top of his class. Korea, Airborne. About a thousand decorations. Etcetera, etcetera. I had heard his voice on the tape and it really put the hook in me. But I couldn't connect up that voice with this man. Like they said, he had an impressive career, maybe too impressive, I mean perfect. He was being groomed for one of the top slots in the corporation: General, Chief of Staff, anything. In 1964, he returned from a tour with advisory command in Vietnam and things started to slip. His report to the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Lyndon Johnson was restricted. It seems they didn't dig what he had to tell 'em. During the next few months, he made three requests for transfer to Airborne training, Ft. Benning, Georgia and was finally accepted. Airborne? He was thirty-eight years old. Why the fuck would he do that? 1966: Joined Special Forces, returns Vietnam.
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
02:09 Dec 28 2005
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Lol
Showers.
23:19 Dec 25 2005
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How to Shower Like a Woman
•Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
•Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
•If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
• Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.
•Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
•Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
•Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. bull;Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil.
•Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
•Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
• Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
• Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that
it's all come off.
• Shave armpits and legs.
• Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
• Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and
turns red hot.
• Turn off shower.
• Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
• Spray mould spots with Tilex.
• Get out of shower.
• Dry with towel the size of small African country.
• Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
• Check entire body for remotest sign of spots.
• Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
• Return to bedroom wearing long
dressing gown and towel on head.
• If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed.
How to Shower Like a Man
• Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.
• Walk naked to bathroom.
• If wife seen, shake knob at her making the "Woo" sound.
• Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (no).
• Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch privates and smell fingers for one last whiff.
• Get in shower.
• Don't bother to look for wash cloth - don't use one.
• Wash face.
• Wash armpits.
• Crack up at how loud farts sound in the shower.
• Wash privates and the surrounding area.
• Wash butt, leaving hair on soap.
• Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.
• Make shampoo Mohican. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
• Pee (in shower).
• Rinse off and get out of shower.
• Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
• Partially dry off.
• Look at self in mirror again, flex muscles and admire size of knob (again).
• Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor .
• Leave bathroom light and fan on.
• Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
• If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust
pelvis at her.
• Put on yesterday's clothes.
This was a let down.03:22 Dec 23 2005
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20:04 Dec 22 2005
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Visual Artists Ireland wishes you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Thanks for all your support throughout 2005
Best wishes
Toby, Jason, Niamh, Valerie and Monica
Images from the Visual Artists Ireland launch party have been posted to our website.
You can view them here: Visual Artists Ireland
01:29 Dec 20 2005
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ZERO ZERO FOURTY-SIX
23:56 Dec 17 2005
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Am I?23:45 Dec 17 2005
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Ima Prude.
23:37 Dec 17 2005
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Congratulations! Your Purity score is 77%
The current average is 60%
22:00 Dec 16 2005
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My Response
Are you really so childish as to play this rate you what you rate me game?
No before you think i am complaining about the rating you gave me just let me state i dont give a fuck what you rate me, you could rate me a 1 for all i care.
However what irritates me is that you dont even bother to rate on content, its just what i gave you.
I expected better of a premium member.
Stolen from Khay.21:26 Dec 16 2005
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You are Sir Didymus. You are noble and loyal. You
believe in justice, truth and keeping your
pride and honor at any costs. You have no
issues with attacking problems head on and are
always ready to defend.
Which Fairytale Update or Labyrinth Character Are You?
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Trust me to get this one without missing a letter.18:24 Dec 15 2005
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00:34 Dec 15 2005
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Proof of drunken twister. PLus im wearing high heels.21:44 Dec 14 2005
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21:18 Dec 13 2005
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02:41 Dec 13 2005
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00:25 Dec 13 2005
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It is now 00:24 and i just got home after a day in college. Long. Day.
Hmmmmmm01:15 Dec 12 2005
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Cough cough...
It was the best of times, it was the droughtiest of times.01:02 Dec 12 2005
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23:17 Dec 11 2005
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Random memory.00:45 Dec 11 2005
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This last week i had a group project due and it was me and 2 people from class in the group.
It was:
Carol
Daire
Daniel.
And me and Daniel are always joking around so we named our group
CD2
00:13 Dec 11 2005
Times Read: 1,289
The water in my toilet is blue, when you pee in it, it goes green.
I dont like this.
00:10 Dec 11 2005
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Dog asleep on my bed.15:08 Dec 09 2005
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Me and Jason again, but this time its mostly me, infact its all me, but i like it.
22:31 Dec 08 2005
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Lord of the Squirrels says:
You still there?
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
yeah sorry
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
getting a cup of tea
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
what you want?
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
i got uppers
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
downers
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
things to pep you up
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
things to slow you down
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
i got it all man
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
and all available for a resaonable price
Lord of the Squirrels says:
LOL Nm, I figured it out
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
ok
Welcome to my mind, i hope you wiped your feet says:
what was it anyway?
22:23 Dec 07 2005
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My dad is going to paris on Friday and he got the following email with some handy phrases to use while over there.
*Je viens de Dublin - I am from Dublin
* Merci de me depanner - Thanks for your help
* Ou est la gare? - Where is the station?
* Qu'est-ce qui se passe? - What is happening?
* Ou sont les pompiers? - Where are the firemen?
* Avez-vous un extincteur? - Do you have a fire extinguisher?
* A quelle heure est le couvre-feu? - What time is the curfew?
* Pourquoi brulez vous ma voiture? - Why are you burning my car?
* Avez-vous du feu pour allumer mon cocktail molotov? - Do you
have a light for my petrol bomb?
* Les gentils Parisiens ne meritent pas ca. - The nice people
of Paris dont deserve all this.
21:18 Dec 06 2005
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168 members have said that they will attend
I doubt more then 40 will make the effort.
20:25 Dec 06 2005
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23:15 Dec 05 2005
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THE SQUIRREL JOKE!
Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke
people remember for a long time.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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Yes its stolen, shut it.00:24 Dec 03 2005
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You are Nosfaratu.
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